darwin's "Laws of Nature" >>>



1.) LAW OF THE RESULT : When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will.


2.)LAW OF MECHANICAL REPAIR : After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch.

3.) LAW OF VARIATION : If you have change queues; the one you have left will start to move faster than one you are in now.

4.) LAW OF COFFEE : As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something, which will last until the coffee is cold no matter how hot your coffee is.


"you won't remember your water,
until your well runs dry. . ."

think deviously >>